another blond joke…

i know it’s cheesy but i love blond jokes (i’m not a racist)

 

i laughed on this one…the title of this is “your kid has been kidnapped”…

 

a blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. to raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

she went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, “i’ve kidnapped you.”

she then wrote a big note saying, “i’ve kidnapped your kid. tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. signed, a blonde.”

the blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. the next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. the blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “how could you do this to a fellow blonde?”

 

ciao

 

kaikai

 

blond jokes…

i wanna share some blond jokes from time to time…cause i like reading ‘em…

 

the title of this joke is make it off the island

 

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

The second one, the redhead, said to herself, “I wonder if she made it. I guess it’s better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve.” So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

So the blonde thought to herself, “I wonder if they made it! I think I’d better try to make it, too.” So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, “I’m too tired to go on!” So she swam back.

 

corny?!!   i don’t care…i laughed ( a bit) on this joke…

 

by the way…i’m a brunette…

 

peace!!!

 

ciao

 

kaikai